OK, is that where Linda Lovelace was from :naughty:

I actually googled that. Says Linda was born in the Bronx and at 16 moved to Davie Florida. It is near Fort Lauderdale about 2 hours away.

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*AN IRISHMAN'S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON*

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink.

Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.

I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it so I drank it.

Then I got him an Old Style. He didn't like it either, so I drank it.

It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.

By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey, I could hardly push the stroller back home.

Good one.......

So two Irish men walk out of a bar.....



Yeah, right!!!

I had a father in law who was a drunk. Driver license was history forever. He lived about 1/2 mile from "his" bar and walked most days. One day, he got the bright idea to drive his lawn tractor to the bar instead of staggering home..... yep, cops were waiting and arrested him for DUI, driving without a license and public drunkenness, and threw his ass in jail. His wife refused to go get him and he sat there until they scheduled a hearing and then called someone to take him home.

Had to post this. Could be me
 

Deja vu?

Says it all. Lmao