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Christmas cancelled because of?
I was going to bring you gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we’ve had a little problem this year.
- It all started with the 12 fiddlers fiddling, who have come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing. - The 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking. - The 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a swimming. - The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my ears in bird shit. - On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause … - 8 of my reindeer are in heat … - the elves have joined the gay liberation movement … - and some people who can't read a calendar have re-scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. - So may I suggest that you get your butt down to Walmart before everything is gone. Merry Christmas, Santa |
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