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69LM1 05-20-2005 06:34 AM

Miracle Gas
 
Someone emailed me this earlier and I had to pass it on....... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

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*Miracle gasoline *
*A young nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. *
*As luck would have it, there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he owned had just been loaned out. *
*The nun walked back to her car. *
*After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car. *
*As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men watched her from across the street. *
*One of them turned to the other and said: I know that it is said that Jesus turned water into wine, but if that car starts, I'll become a Catholic for the rest of my life!*


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