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05-20-2021, 12:57 PM
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11-15-2020, 12:56 PM
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10-14-2020, 09:49 PM
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A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of...
A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life.
After cooking his favorite meal for dinner one evening, she had...
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Forum: Lounge
05-20-2020, 09:53 PM
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Forum: Lounge
05-20-2020, 01:00 PM
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How to get to Heaven from Ireland
A true...
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting...
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Forum: Lounge
08-10-2019, 05:40 PM
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Sleeping with Bob
The guys were all at a...
Sleeping with Bob
The guys were all at a deer camp -- no one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,...
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Forum: Lounge
06-15-2019, 02:41 PM
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Donkey race ...
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.
The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT....
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Forum: Lounge
05-12-2019, 12:52 PM
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04-15-2019, 02:23 AM
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Forum: Lounge
03-30-2019, 06:39 PM
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03-03-2019, 04:39 PM
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03-02-2019, 01:50 PM
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03-01-2019, 09:32 PM
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02-21-2019, 04:43 PM
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Forum: Lounge
02-16-2019, 03:30 PM
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And more humor for seniors ...
Hospital...
And more humor for seniors ...
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman
already dressed...
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Forum: Lounge
02-14-2019, 04:37 PM
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More humor for seniors ...
An elderly couple...
More humor for seniors ...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the
wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one...
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Forum: Lounge
02-13-2019, 03:05 PM
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Humor for seniors ~~~
Late one night while...
Humor for seniors ~~~
Late one night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
...
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Forum: Lounge
01-15-2019, 05:42 PM
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Forum: Lounge
01-08-2019, 12:21 AM
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I was eating breakfast with my teenage...
I was eating breakfast with my teenage granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is it tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman’s Day!"
She's pretty smart, so I asked...
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Forum: Lounge
01-06-2019, 11:39 PM
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Snotty Receptionist
Yesterday I had an...
Snotty Receptionist
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those...
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Forum: Lounge
12-29-2018, 01:18 AM
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Forum: Lounge
12-19-2018, 02:26 AM
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My great weekend
A balding, white haired man from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for...
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Forum: Lounge
12-12-2018, 11:51 PM
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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress,...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and...
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Forum: Lounge
11-25-2018, 01:55 AM
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The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA
• The...
The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA
• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
• The...
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Forum: Lounge
10-01-2018, 03:30 PM
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Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion...
Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.
♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble ... but shouldn't that be an...
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