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Forum: Lounge 05-20-2021, 12:57 PM
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Had a farmer friend in Wisconsin drove his...

Had a farmer friend in Wisconsin drove his tractor to his local watering hole in the evening ... LEOs were not amused. :thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
Forum: Lounge 11-15-2020, 12:56 PM
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Posted By earntaz
Never mess with an old fart -- not ever ... not...

Never mess with an old fart -- not ever ... not no how ...
Forum: Lounge 10-14-2020, 09:49 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of...

A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life.

After cooking his favorite meal for dinner one evening, she had...
Forum: Lounge 05-20-2020, 09:53 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A man with two buckets of fish was leaving boca...

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving boca chica beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The...
Forum: Lounge 05-20-2020, 01:00 PM
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Posted By earntaz
How to get to Heaven from Ireland A true...

How to get to Heaven from Ireland

A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting...
Forum: Lounge 08-10-2019, 05:40 PM
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Posted By earntaz
Sleeping with Bob The guys were all at a...

Sleeping with Bob

The guys were all at a deer camp -- no one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,...
Forum: Lounge 06-15-2019, 02:41 PM
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Posted By earntaz
Donkey race ...

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.

The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT....
Forum: Lounge 05-12-2019, 12:52 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In...

A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the...
Forum: Lounge 04-15-2019, 02:23 AM
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Posted By earntaz
hai ...

hai ...
Forum: Lounge 03-30-2019, 06:39 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set...

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the...
Forum: Lounge 03-03-2019, 04:39 PM
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Posted By earntaz
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to...

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days passed,...
Forum: Lounge 03-02-2019, 01:50 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a...

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me
four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art -- It's perfect.'

'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is...
Forum: Lounge 03-01-2019, 09:32 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A Texas rancher walks into a bank in New York and...

A Texas rancher walks into a bank in New York and asks for a five thousand dollar loan for a month. The banker is uncertain as he thinks the Texan is a pure redneck. He says, "Would you happen to...
Forum: Lounge 02-21-2019, 04:43 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old...

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting
married?'

'Yep!'

'Do I know her?'

'Nope!'

'This woman, is she good looking?'
Forum: Lounge 02-16-2019, 03:30 PM
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Posted By earntaz
And more humor for seniors ... Hospital...

And more humor for seniors ...


Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman
already dressed...
Forum: Lounge 02-14-2019, 04:37 PM
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Posted By earntaz
More humor for seniors ... An elderly couple...

More humor for seniors ...

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the
wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one...
Forum: Lounge 02-13-2019, 03:05 PM
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Posted By earntaz
Humor for seniors ~~~ Late one night while...

Humor for seniors ~~~

Late one night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
...
Forum: Lounge 01-15-2019, 05:42 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A crusty old Navy Master Chief found himself at a...

A crusty old Navy Master Chief found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached...
Forum: Lounge 01-08-2019, 12:21 AM
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Posted By earntaz
I was eating breakfast with my teenage...

I was eating breakfast with my teenage granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is it tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman’s Day!"

She's pretty smart, so I asked...
Forum: Lounge 01-06-2019, 11:39 PM
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Posted By earntaz
Snotty Receptionist Yesterday I had an...

Snotty Receptionist

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those...
Forum: Lounge 12-29-2018, 01:18 AM
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Posted By earntaz
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her...

A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband's temper.

The counselor asks, "What's the problem?"

The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for...
Forum: Lounge 12-19-2018, 02:26 AM
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Posted By earntaz
My great weekend

A balding, white haired man from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for...
Forum: Lounge 12-12-2018, 11:51 PM
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Posted By earntaz
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress,...

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and...
Forum: Lounge 11-25-2018, 01:55 AM
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Views: 732,879
Posted By earntaz
The Coyote Principle CALIFORNIA • The...

The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA

• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

• The...
Forum: Lounge 10-01-2018, 03:30 PM
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Views: 732,879
Posted By earntaz
Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion...

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble ... but shouldn't that be an...
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