Sorry Sammy. The fire chief lives there and it's grass fire season in IA. I think people had half of Scott co. on fire today by being stupid and burning leaves on a windy day.
Your tax dollars were well spent by fema today. Many of our deptments were able to get brush trucks for this kind of fire event through fema grants. Nobody lost a house today.
Linda, I truly thought about the "she" when I wrote about the deuce. You called it, an it. An "it" would have no nuts.

I've always used a female conotation with mine, so that's where the "she" came from. But mostly back in the day, we just said," The deuce".