['69Novajoe]

<span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-weight: bold">A four year old and six year old were in the backyard playing just before breakfast. The six year old says to the four year old, &quot;I think it's time we learned how to cuss. When we go back in the house for breakfast, I'll use the word hell and you can use the word ass.&quot; The four year old agreed and in the house they went. When their mom saw them she asked the 6 year old what he wanted for breakfast. He said, &quot;ah, hell Mom, I think I'll have Cheerios!!&quot; Whack!! She knocks him right off the chair and spanks his rear-end all the way up the stairs and says, &quot;and don't you come back down until I tell you.&quot; She goes back downstairs and looks at her 4 year old. &quot;And what would you like for breakfast young man??&quot; He, stutters and fusses and finally blurts out, &quot;well.......you can bet your fat ass it's not going to be Cheerios!!&quot; </span></span>