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Old 09-10-2016, 02:42 PM
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I decided to go to the local Pow-Wow at the Muskoday Reserve for the first time to see what it was all about:

I sat down and the Chief came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:

"By the will of the Elders and the Great Creator - you will walk today."

I told him I wasn't paralyzed, But I did have a small bunion on my left foot.



He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly repeated his mantra:

"By the will of the Elders and the Great Creator - you will walk today."

Once again, I told him there really was nothing wrong with me.

After prayers I stepped outside.

And WHAT THE HELL-


MY CAR WAS GONE !!!!
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