Weiner
A Congressional Limerick (may be too political)
There once was a Congressman named Weiner,
who had a perverted demeanor.
He was forced from the hill,
for acting like Bill.
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.
And The Moral Is:
You tweet your meat, you lose your seat.
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