[Lynn]

God says to Adam: It is not good for you to be alone. You need a helper, but it's going to cost you.

What would you like?

Adam: Hmmm, how about a beautiful woman with a great attitude. Wakes up every day with a smile on her face ready to go. Loves intimacy (you told me it would be great once I discover it, right?) and can't wait to please me. Works hard, loves to prepare the best meals possible, cleans like you wouldn't believe, and can't wait to hear my next funny story. What would that cost me?

God: Looks like that's going to be an arm and a leg.


Adam:





What can I get for a rib?