Woman sitting on a bus with her baby in her arms when a drunk sits down next to her and says: "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
After seeing how upset the woman gets, he stumbles to another seat.
A few minutes later, another guy sits next to the lady and baby and noticing the lady seems upset, he asks why ?
The lady says " That drunk just insulted me and I fell like slapping him."
The guy says, "Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you"
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