11-20-2018, 04:57 AM
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If I won the Lottery . . . . which reminds me of a joke . . .
Abe Feinstein goes to temple every Friday night, waits for everyone to leave, then gets down on his hands and knees and prays . . . "Oh Lord . . . Please let me win the Lottery."
After months of nothing, one night, as he prays; "Oh Lord . . . PLEASE let me win the Lottery" he hears a deep voice comes down from the ceiling of the temple . . .
"Abe . . . I'd really like to help . . . but you have to buy a ticket first!"
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