[Hylton]

So I'm driving home yesterday in my Yukon and pull up at a light next to this woman driving a Smart car. My lane ends about 200 ft ahead and I have to merge into her lane.

Naturally, when the light turns green, I am going to blow ahead of this dog cage. She is looking over at me, staring me down like I am the Devil driving this big bad SUV. I can just tell that she is going to do whatever she can to prevent me from getting ahead of her. Light goes green and she guns it. I calmly leave the line because I want to see what this thing has (I was quite surprised actually as it has some go).

As soon as the dog cage gets up next to me, I punch the gas and the 6.0 Vortec does it's thing and just smokes her. She starts laying on the horn as I blow past her because I guess she hates big bad SUV's. I was nowhere near her when I merged. She eventually caught up to me in traffic and started riding my bumper. I was thinking about turning her front bumper into a mold for my trailer hitch and ball but she calmed down and backed off.