Oh, don’t fret none, Ryan. I’m not bringing anything this year either and as such, won’t be welcome during the most funnest time of the show; move in!
I was instructed that the bathroom security position adjacent to the Big Room where the ceremonies are held is still open, and I’ve applied but heard nothing. Feel honored as these positions are coveted and held to high standards! You, being you, have the skills necessary to help move in so you were scooped up fast. Me on the other hand, my qualifications haven’t even mustered a peep from management to monitor the latrine
so I’ve come up with a different strategery. I’m gonna rush the gate with my cool shirt, past Enthusiast of the Year award in place of the Helen Gibb award Kelly won pictured here, and Holy Grail book (that still needs to be autographed...ahem
) and with so many tickets from past years around my neck they’ll be in total disbelief someone could be this stupid.....and I’ll strooooooolllll right on in!
But, he who laughs last! I’m entering a car next year, so they dun gotsta let me in!!!
See you soon!
Cheers
Dave