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Old 01-14-2019, 07:29 PM
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Man asked his wife at breakfast, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."

"Great," he said, "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch."
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