I was eating breakfast with my teenage granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is it tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman’s Day!"
She's pretty smart, so I asked her, "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say, and she replied, " U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, and we have 2 more years of Bullshit."
Do you know how much it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose
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