A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, "You got to sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously everyday and sure enough he lived to the right old age of 96.
He left behind four children, eight grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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