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Old 09-03-2017, 05:34 PM
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Never underestimate the sweetness of revenge...

A fleeing ISIS terrorist, desperate for water, was
plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw
something far off in the distance. Hoping to find
water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a
very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small
makeshift display rack - selling ties.

The ISIS terrorist asked, "Do you have water?
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you
like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I
do not need such an over-priced western adornment-
I spit on your ties. I need water!

"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and
only $5."

"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one
around your scrawny little neck and choke the life
out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find
water!"

"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, it does not
matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or
that you hate me, threaten my life and call me
infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any
of that. If you continue over that hill to the east
for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It
has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you
need...Go In Peace!

Cursing him again, the desperate ISIS staggered away
over the hill.

Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead
and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!

You must admit...you never saw that coming!
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