You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

[Lee Stewart]

Having strange dreams? It's time to skip the blue cheese on your salad. According to research from the British Cheese Board, eating blue cheese is particularly associated with vivid dreams.

[Lee Stewart]

In some states, you can request that the DMV re-examine a senior citizen. So if Grandpa Joe isn't taking the hint that he's not safe behind the wheel, you can put the responsibility for nagging him about it solely on the shoulders of the DMV.

[Lee Stewart]

If you've never cleaned your dishwasher, it might be time. Look up some instructional videos or hire a professional, and get that thing in tip-top shape. It will greatly improve your machine's performance.

[Lee Stewart]

Researchers at John Hopkins University took the average of light from over 200,000 galaxies. It turns out the universe is, on average, kind of beige. They named the color "cosmic latte."

[Lee Stewart]

Most modern microwaves come with a mute option. Sometimes it's as easy as finding the button that has "mute" written on it in small letters and holding that down for a while. Otherwise, check your owner's manual and exponentially improve your quality of life.

[Lee Stewart]

If you stop taking antibiotics before you're supposed to, any bacteria that didn't get killed can develop an immunity to that antibiotic and become a super-strain that's much more difficult to kill in the future. So keep taking your pills, even if you feel better.

[Lee Stewart]

[Keith Seymore]

Originally Posted by Lee Stewart

In some states, you can request that the DMV re-examine a senior citizen. So if Grandpa Joe isn't taking the hint that he's not safe behind the wheel, you can put the responsibility for nagging him about it solely on the shoulders of the DMV.

We did that with my mom.

She and her man-friend had a very strong reaction when we tried to get her to stop driving.

We enlisted the Michigan Secretary of State's office and let them be the bad guys. They took her license. End of conversation.

K

[Billohio]

Friend of mines dad had a wreck and was getting to where he would not know where he was. There was a service that came to the house and gave him a oral and driving test. He flunked the oral test and they ask my friend if that was enough and he said you better try the driving part. They didnt make it out of the driveway before the examiner had enough. There was some sorta funny stories with this. When this starting happening, it was spring and my buddy had a motorcycle and 2 cars stored in a ladys garage. They went and got them and about a couple weeks later, my friend couldnt find his car covers. He asked his dad and he said he had not seen them. Then he found a bunch of blankets that were supposed to go to Goodwill and a light went off. He said to his dad, did you take those blankets to Goodwill. He said yes. My buddy called and car covers were long gone by then. Theres been several other stories and just gets worse

[Lee Stewart]

If you did not receive your stimulus payment today, and you think you are entitled to one you can go to this URL:

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/econ...mpact-payments

Then click on the GET MY PAYMENT and go from there.