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Finally some good news today! Tiger Woods has picked up a new sponsor! Viagra. [/ QUOTE ] Thats all he needs now, another stroke with his putter !
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Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!! How sad!! Just maybe some of these woman where hired??
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Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!! How sad!! Just maybe some of these woman where hired?? ![]() [/ QUOTE ] I will have some of that stuff that Kim is smoking. ![]() ![]()
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Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!! [/ QUOTE ] Kim, I'm thinking your hat is on too tight... ![]()
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L.Z. "...at this point in my life, every day is a Saturday". |
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Now your trying to tell me the media doesn't make things up.
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I heard he is gonna play under a new name....
Lion Cheetah Woods
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L.Z. "...at this point in my life, every day is a Saturday". |
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See that proves my point they make things up.
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Two Woodpeckers...
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.. The Mexican woodpecker claimed that Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker in the world could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was absolutely amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by the 'top' woodpeckers). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion, almost at the same time: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, "Your pecker usually gets harder when you're away from home."
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<span style="font-weight: bold">I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line.....</span> |
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