joke

[earntaz]

I was eating breakfast with my teenage granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is it tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman’s Day!"

She's pretty smart, so I asked her, "What does that mean?"

I was not ready for what she was about to say, and she replied, " U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, and we have 2 more years of Bullshit."

Do you know how much it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose