Joke

[Charley Lillard]

Two California rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom.
I wonder how deep it is!"

The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there,
listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over
there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it
in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge,
when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat
come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without
hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering
into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
saunters up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here
a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert
miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible! I had him chained to a
transmission."

[Mr70]

No actual goats were harmed in the telling of this joke.

[marxjunk]

lol

[Dicky]

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[Born30YrsLate]

That goat was lucky considering he was in the presence of two California rednecks... [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/whistle.gif[/img]

[marxjunk]

hmmm...dats a purty goat, ya got dere....

[Keith Seymore]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mr70</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No actual goats were harmed in the telling of this joke. </div></div>

No actual transmissions were harmed in the telling of this joke.

K

[Mr70]

Susan has a heart attack and is taken to hospital.
While on the operating table she has a near death experience,during which she sees God and asks if this is the end for her.
God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
As soon as she had recovered,Susan figured that since she's got another 30 or 40 years,she might as well stay in the hospital and have the face-lift,liposuction,breast augmentation and tummy tuck that she had always promised herself.
So she did and she even changed the color of her hair.But tragedy struck some weeks later as Susan is leaving the hospital,she is knocked over and killed by a car.
When Susan arrives in front of God she asks,&quot;HEY!....I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?&quot;
God replies,&quot;HEY!....I didn't recognize you.&quot;

['69Novajoe]

<span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-weight: bold">A four year old and six year old were in the backyard playing just before breakfast. The six year old says to the four year old, &quot;I think it's time we learned how to cuss. When we go back in the house for breakfast, I'll use the word hell and you can use the word ass.&quot; The four year old agreed and in the house they went. When their mom saw them she asked the 6 year old what he wanted for breakfast. He said, &quot;ah, hell Mom, I think I'll have Cheerios!!&quot; Whack!! She knocks him right off the chair and spanks his rear-end all the way up the stairs and says, &quot;and don't you come back down until I tell you.&quot; She goes back downstairs and looks at her 4 year old. &quot;And what would you like for breakfast young man??&quot; He, stutters and fusses and finally blurts out, &quot;well.......you can bet your fat ass it's not going to be Cheerios!!&quot; </span></span>

[Xplantdad]

Joe...LOL!