Joke

[Verne_Frantz]

<span style="color: #3366FF">A blond, a redhead and a brunette share the same office with their good looking female supervisor. One day the supervisor says she has to take the day off and wishes the 3 workers a productive day. The three all decide that if she’s gone, they might as well take the day off too and she’ll never know, so they all leave.
The next morning the three get together and ask each other what they did with their day. The brunette says she had her hair done and had a manicure and spent the day at the mall. The redhead says she went home and got caught up with all her gardening. When they asked the blond what she did, she said she went home and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. She went back to look and saw their boss in bed with her husband. The other girls were shocked and asked, “what did you do??”. The blond replied, I got out of there as fast as I could. Thank God I didn’t get caught!”
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[mockingbird812]

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[Mr70]

A blonde hires a contractor to replace some windows in her home.
The contractor puts her on a payment plan,and she agrees.
A year goes by and the contractor has yet to receive a payment.
He calls the blonde up for payment and she replys,&quot;Sir,I don't understand,when I bought these windows from you,you told me they would pay for themselves in a year&quot;.

[Day2_69Z]

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We all have been here....what do most blondes consider safe sex ?

and after,,,, how does the same blonde 'turn on the lights' ?

[earntaz]

PEOPLE FROM THE SOUTH WILL UNDERSTAND THIS....

There was this fellow from Mississippi, driving down I-55 South who had a flat tire. He pulled off on the side of the road, jumped out of his car, walked down the hillside and picked a bunch of wildflowers, and proceeded to put one bouquet of the flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait....
A out of state traveler headed for New Orleans, studied the scene as he drove by and was so
curious he! turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, &quot;I have a flat tarr.&quot;

In response the passerby asked, &quot;But what's with the flowers?&quot;

The man responded, &quot;When you break down, they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither.&quot;

[Day2_69Z]

omg, you guys are brightening my day...no pun intended

[Day2_69Z]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Day2_69Z</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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We all have been here....what do most blondes consider safe sex ?

a tilt wheel &amp; power seat.......

and after,,,, how does the same blonde 'turn on the lights' ?</div></div> [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/naughty.gif[/img]

she opens the door for the dome light..... [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/whistle.gif[/img]

[whitetop]

A man was laying in bed with his wife one night and the &quot;urge&quot; came up out of nowhere . He asked his wife if she wanted to make out and she replied she could not because she already took a shower and had a OB/GYN appointment first thing in the morning.

The man pondered for a while and then said , &quot;You don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow also do ya?&quot;

[earntaz]

We may have to start a new section ... here is a good one!

Good Salesman

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big &quot;everything under one roof&quot; department store looking for a job.

The manager says, &quot;Do you have any sales experience?&quot;

The kid says, &quot;Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.&quot;

The manager was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. &quot;You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.&quot;

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down to the sales floor to check on how the kid did on his first day. &quot;How many customers bought something from you today?&quot;

The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, &quot;One&quot;.

The manager replies, &quot;Just one?!!? Our employees average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change and soon if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son.&quot;

The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes. The manager felt kind of bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), &quot;So, how much was your one sale for?&quot;

The kid looks up at his manager and says &quot;$101,237.65&quot;.

The manager, astonished, says, &quot;$101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?&quot;

The kid says, &quot;Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then, I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then, I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat. We went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.&quot;

The manager said &quot;A guy came in here to buy a fish hook, and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?&quot;

The kid said, &quot;No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'&quot;

[Xplantdad]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Verne_Frantz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="color: #3366FF">A blond, a redhead and a brunette share the same office with their good looking female supervisor. One day the supervisor says she has to take the day off and wishes the 3 workers a productive day. The three all decide that if she’s gone, they might as well take the day off too and she’ll never know, so they all leave.
The next morning the three get together and ask each other what they did with their day. The brunette says she had her hair done and had a manicure and spent the day at the mall. The redhead says she went home and got caught up with all her gardening. When they asked the blond what she did, she said she went home and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. She went back to look and saw their boss in bed with her husband. The other girls were shocked and asked, “what did you do??”. The blond replied, I got out of there as fast as I could. Thank God I didn’t get caught!”
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LOL....Nice, Verne! [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/headbang.gif[/img]