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08-26-2009, 05:05 AM
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Re: Cash For Clunkers
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I think the Govt is making the rules along the way. Whatever fits at the time.     [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, the gov't has never done that before! 
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#74
08-28-2009, 12:27 AM
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Re: Cash For Clunkers
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[ QUOTE ] I think the Govt is making the rules along the way. Whatever fits at the time. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, the gov't has never done that before! [/ QUOTE ] Reminds me of this dity posted on CP last week.. Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for the government. ~ Pete
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#75
08-28-2009, 01:11 AM
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Re: Cash For Clunkers
LOL!
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#76
08-28-2009, 03:32 AM
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Re: Cash For Clunkers
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I think the Govt is making the rules along the way. Whatever fits at the time. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, the gov't has never done that before! [/ QUOTE ] Reminds me of this dity posted on CP last week.. Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for the government. ~ Pete [/ QUOTE ] Chuck is WAY too smart to be in government. Chuck is now a billionaire hedge fund manager who got out just before the collapse.
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#78
08-30-2009, 05:13 AM
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Re: Cash For Clunkers
 A one owner vert, sheesh.
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#79
08-30-2009, 05:26 AM
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Re: Cash For Clunkers
Wait till you see the cash for clunkers line on the new 1040 where it lines the amount up under INCOME, be prepared for paying tax on the C For C amount
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